~Hatokad

yet again i fail my fellow watchers for an update system that doesnt take a friggn' month to do XD...

kudos if you can finish this whole thing

holy, crap...where do i begin...
the past four weeks have been the greatest/worst times of my life.
the events that occured during this time-frame have (for a lack of a better description) changed my friggn' life!

i'll start at the beginning.

on may 31'st my good friend helios, whom i have known since 6th grade, came out to boulder to visit his father who he hasnt had any relation to for nine years. he had been staying with him for a week, and i knew he was in the area (originally from durango, but he's living in NY), so we made plans to meet up.

we spent the day exploring the area, exploring buildings, climbing on top of 'em, and scavaging through drainpipes. it was an awesome day, but we got to talking, and he gave me the lowdown that his father is this crazy power controlling derranged psycho, and that he wanted to leave, he had been there for a week, and he had had enough. so we made plans to leave the next morning.

the plan was to meet at a bus station at 4:00 am in the morning and take a bus into the heart of denver and catch a greyhound east. i didnt sleep that night, i just... waited.
it was a long night.. just waiting to leave, i had told my family of my departure, but helios intended to flee his fathers house unannounced.

when morning finally started to turn around, i walked the 12 blocks to the bus station where helios was supposed to meet me.. heh, he was late because he somehow set off a fire alarm at his transfer station..
but edventually when he arrives we frantically attempt to try and locate the downtown bus, but to no avail, we missed it..

we decided to wait for another bus schedualed to leave in half an hour, so we waited..
but then his dad shows up.
not much was said... but his father had tears in his eyes.. we wasnt mad about helios running off, he was hurt...
heh, damn.. it was hard to watch someone who obviousely cares about another person soo much, but to no avail, have no care or love in return...
he kept trying to give heli all he could, maps, money, clothes.. but helios wouldnt accept it... but edventually he offered to take us to the greyhound bus station.

i'd only been deep inside denver a couple times, but this time was soo differient, because this time i carried with me the understanding of urban decay.. and it realy hits you to see the lows of society, but i always enjoy those experiences, just to better my understanding.

our greyhound was schedualed to leave in about an hour and a half, so heli's dad (david) offered to take us to breakfast. the time spent conversing around the table in a quaint locally owned diner, i believe, was incredibly crutial. it kinda' seemed to ment the hurt that david was feeling, if only for a little bit.

after eating, we returned to the station and bid david farewell, and began the wait to board the greyhound.
of you ever want to see the most shatted broken aspects of society, visit a greyhound station. there you will see some of americas saddest people. not only sad people, but some are crazy.. phycotic, dimented drug-abusing denizens... and also some of the nicest people you could ever hope to meet.

helios and i sit down in the line for the bus that was destine for st lewis. there, we went through our bags and conversed about life's unsolveables. on my person i had a small, lime green sling bag, and my typical green cargo backpack, and inside them i had my collection of sketch books, markers and pens, along with my laptop(with a broken monitor) my tablet, a water bottle, tape, toothbrush, a flashlight, my zune, with a pair of broken headphones that u use for dj-ing in durango, and the clothes on my back, wich include my typical green hoodie, my green cargo pants (missing the front button), a shirt, and a small 4' cut of tubular webbing, wich i use for a belt.

edventually we worked ourselves onto the bus, we were off!
this was my first experience with greyhound. and the first thing you notice.. is the seats... dear god... imagine, being cramped on a seat with little legg room, but your feet cant touch the ground while in a 130 degree slouch that makes your kidneys ache and your stomach sore.. now imagine that for a mile... had enough?...times it by x1743
and you'll feel just as i did...

so.. back on they greyhound.. the trip was long.. very long.. sleep is impossible on those busses.. and rest stops are sparse.. so time goes veeeeery slow
the trip lasted for 3 days.. that of wich i did not sleep, and adding on the first night of insomnia, i hadnt slept in 4 days.

on the second day in east st lewis, i learned something... EAST ST LEWIS IS ONE OF THE SCARIES FUCKIN' PLACES ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH.... there are some sketch people in st lewis... we had about an hour layover there, so we decided to walk around the block. on our excursion, heli decides to bum a cigarette from a (sketch)passerby. the guy was on his last cig, so he shared it with heli.. and as he did so, he gave us his friggn' life story... he tells us about his troubles with alcohol and cocain (obviousely, because was was titchy as hell, and he had a friggin bag of it in his hand).
he told us of this dream he had about his dead friend acending a staircase to heaven, and saying "everythings ganna be alright".... everything obviousely wasnt alright, because this dude was a cokehead, and had lost his kids to social services the day before, and had gotton beaten up by 6 or 8 black men THAT morning (wich was also noticable).

we continued on our uncomfortable excursion, stopping routinely at gasstations every five hours or so.

pittsburg, the city of brotherly love,
the lights were amazing and the weather was warm
it was about 2:30 am and we had a half hour layover here.
in the bathroom, some dude was badgering me for weed. i just kinda laughed. the guy was nice at least, but when i left he said "keep your head up"
yeah it was a casual bid of farewell for him, but for me, it hit alot harder. and i realized thats one of life's most important values, keeping your head up.
in any situation, a little optimism can turn the situation around.

new york city!
i'd never been there before.. holy crap man.. the buildings...soo.... big...
heh.. and of course.. more sketch people.. not much else...

later on that day we arrived in chestertown NY.
where we stayed on my buddy noah's families 200 year old farm.

this part of the trip contains too much for me to list in detail all i experienced, but i'll sum things up.

crap, we did something every day.
we spent time drawing, reading and cooking
jack and i made fire poi, we went and shot logs with a shotgun
we found newborn kittens in the barn (wich were later eaten by something)
we went boating in the swamp inside an old tin boat
we swam at moon lake (wich is remarkably warm campaired to colorado mountain runoff)
everyday, jack mad two loafs of fresh baked sourdough (wich we would eat almost right away)
we played music of all kinds (reguardless of my inability to play instruments)
we recorded an album (alot of random silliness )

we explored the catacombs underneath the town hall
we did inspirational graffitti snippets everywhere, and drew mustaches on all the hair salons posters dressed as ninja's at 4 am
we drank massive amounts of coffee! (wich i never do)
we experienced masacistic clothespin-ism with transient hardcore drum and base all night

we fire spun
we went birch bending (where you climb to the top of a birch tree and hang onto the top and jump off, thus bending the burch and you lightly fall 20-30 ft to the ground)

we ate chet-loads of ramen
we wacked shit with machetes (large knives)
we had a habenero eating contest (we all lost... immediately)
we had a cinnimon eating contest(we almost died)
we ninja'd around town and snuck into variouse buildings
we explored a mining facility nearby and climbed in and around large 100-some ft structures

we painted with oil paints
we drew.. ALOT
heh, we did tie-dye
we went boating (think pirates)with the tin junker at friends lake and paddled a large floating platform into the middle of the lake.
...we did lots of shit...

among the list of activities we bought some india inc and decided we all needed tattoos.
helios and jack both had already done this but they both wanted more.
the whole process was long, and grueling. prick by prick your push the tip of an ink covered needle into your skin.. it hurts.. alot....
but you get into a flow
dip needle in ink, line-up on outline, push needle in, take needle out, wipe away blood, repeat.
we sat for hours on the kitchen floor, playing good music, sitting on comfy pillows, and conversing happily as we put ink into our skin
i'll put a picture of mine up when i get a chance.

another thing we spent alot of time doing was bike riding.
almost everywhere we went was on a bike.
but one night (we usually slept during the day and stayed up all night)
we were riding around town, at about 3 am, heli and i.
it was a warm, foggy night, but we started taking a road going north-east.
and we didnt stop til 9 am. we had road 20 miles into a neighboring town.
what an incredible feeling
to see the sun rise on a bike.
along the way we also tagged up the hudson river bridge in the area. so if your around chestertown, and see a large robot with tentacle..things on the bridge.. that was me.. XD

in total of the 23 days i was there, we calculated an accumulated 240 miles travled on bike, crazy huh?

inevitably all things must come to an end, so i planned my departure on the 23rd.
we almost missed my 9 pm bus by 3 minutes. heh, when i said goodbuy to heli and jack, they sliped a loaf of sourdough and some butter into my pack, along with two snickers and some drawings heli made.

the trip back was differient, mainly because i was by myself this time.
the ride was long, and fairly lonely.
i got alot of thinking done though, greyhounds are good for that.

the trip was long and uncomfortable, as the ride out, but i was able to make due by surviving off fritos, snickers and orange juice, along with the help of jacks sourdough.

the most noteable place i visited was omaha, my bus was late, and i missed my first bus, and had to spend 14 hours in omaha, where i slept on the floor of the bus station, played pac-man, and drew. i picked up some friends too, monique, a large 250lb black woman, and martin (mart-een) a hispanic man who spoke little english, but had a great sence of humor. monique even bought me a hamburger froma place intown, in return for watching her stuff.

after our delay, we got an express bus and headed for denver.
but when leaving Nebraska, we drove throught the most incredible lightning storm i've ever seen (think strobe light). sitting on a bus, alone, infact the most alone i'd ever been, watching this incredible storm at 11pm was soo surreal... i cant even begin to describe how it made me feel.. but i guess a good description would be "happy"

when i returned, my mom picked me up, and we went and had a large breakfast at a local diner (heh, kinda like when i started the trip)
it was nice to have some real food.

but now, here i am, typing this, and i realize how much i realy miss chestertown and everything that happened during the past 3 weeks...
i hope to relive some of these experiences in the future, and hopefully return to ny and travel on a greyhound again



thank you for reading this, if you got this far! ^_^


keep your head up

~KaD

wow.. soo much for my whole "summer update" thing.... i totally thought i'd have more access to the web than i do.. but jeez.. i figured i'd take the time now to update on some stuffs...

i totally want to go back to my old format of journal entries soon... though they take a whilke to complete, i still enjoy doing 'em...

tis summer
day 5 i think.. huh.. and here at my moms we moved out of the frigid lonely tundra of fairplay up to westminster in denver
i'm totally not a big city person, so i'm having trouble adjusting.. ya' know?
i've had a major art-block
for the past 3 weeks i've done nothing but draw in this sketch-book i made for my friend living in new-york... i put some of my best effort into the book...thn sent it away.. i realy wish i had taken some more pics of the works inside it.. but at least i have a couple (six?)

....i got the backlight of my latop to work... so i've been tryin' to jam some photoshop.. only got one thing done.... reeealy freakish skull.. flying...thing.....i'll put that up later....
HEY! i put up my first youtube video

[link]

so i guess now i'm officially a youtube bitch....huh...

lemme' see.. what else...
i'm still preparing for my summer trip to new york... either ganna take the amtrack, or a greyhound... i think the amtrack would be pretty cool, but nothin' beats the grungy-ruggedness of riding a greyhound cross-country..

my glasses got smashed in kenpo recently.. so i've been blind for the past week and half :'(
we ordered some new specks.. but they come in about another week and a half...
so i've been gittn' by by just not moving a whole lot... ya know? heh'.. its funny, 'cuz ya' realy dont realize how blind you realy are 'til you cant tell if your totally staring someone down, or if your looking at a wall.......

i miss durango... i miss my friends... damn-it... i miss the ability to sleep soundly at night without the worry of some crazy sexual predator sneeking into my house and doing naughty things with my toothbrush D:

hey, i guess this would be a good time to apologise to everyone that has left a comment of anykind or submitted art within the past 3 weeks.. i've been abusing my account...
(1,121 deviations, 112 messages)

not to mention a small handfull of commisions i've been meaning to complete....

hey! broke 3000 pageviews.. so thats kinda' neat.. i remember when i broke 1000, heh..... so i might hafta' do a pic for that...

got my braces off somewhere between now and my last journal entry.. thats new though still happened a while ago....

what else?..(*stuggles for newz)

i'm hungry... i need lunch......
i'll be back with updates later on tonight

~KaD

....god.. i've gotton soo fakin' horrible at posting anything.... not to mention i've kinda dropped my old journal lay-out...but it always took soo long to do.. bleh......
so instead of doing my rediculousely long journals.. i'll just do a bunch of little-ones instead
....so just for the heck of it (i've never done one) i decided to do a lil' tag thing thats been floatin' around....


Info
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly.
[x] I have many scars. *glares at alleh'
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents. (we sware at eachother as a joke)
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school
[ ] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school (almost every day)
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. (i detest the use of lol)
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something. (fuck-yah )
[x] I've had my pants rip in public. (all the way from the ankle to my mid-thigh)

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.(3 times last summer)
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[x] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.


Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (the face?)
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace. (DA is my myspace)
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night. (and slept there too)
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi. (does the trolley count?)
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[x] I've been snowboarding. (for 12 years now)

Relationships
[ ] I'm single.
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[?] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger. *multiple
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[x] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[ ] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[x] I've inhaled Nitrous. (not recreationaly)
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.(sometimes. there are differient types of depression)
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.


Death and Suicide
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals.
[x] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[x] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy/suicide note for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga
[x] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece. (just kidding)
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic. <god no
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap. <
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.


Random
[~] I can sing well. (define well)
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily. You ask me a question I'm most likely going to answer it.
[ ] I watch the news. (no TV)
[ ] I don't kill bugs. (casualties of war)
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly. (fuck yeah XD)
[x] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam
[x] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[x] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or BLACK
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun
[x] I am in love with love.
[x] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. (aNy onE wHo kNows mE onLine knOws that)
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly. (who can afford this!?!?)
[ ] I believe in a god (....nope)
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. (what is this class, and where can i take it?)
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish. (jeezus, yes)
[ ] I love white chocolate. (...god, no)
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names. (I'm soo horrible with names ;( )
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[x] All of those are answered honestly (i did what i could)

.............. so yeah.... there ya' have it
.. if anyone else decides to do this, you should let me know, so i can check your guys' out

jeez-us frikn' creist on uh' cracker....
it has been WAY too long since i've updated....seriousely....its been about a month since my last deviation...and god knows when my last journal was posted.....
and even now i've got stuff i should be doing...(like sleeping)
...but i figured i had a minute, so now i'll give you guys the lowdown...

ART
gift for haku: (haraik) *restarted
gift for ha4e: (for finding my other DA account) 50%
comic for chi-no-namaida: 10%
prismacolor drawings:
*pEar 100%
*dRaegon test 100%
*teh' cat 100%
*g'day! 100%

large moon pic: 100%
moar 100 theme challenge stuff!!

....and hopefully more frequently updated journals >w<

...an' i hope to follow through with my contests i hold.. and my usual journal format...
only one person entered my last one...or actually the current one that ends on the 20th.... but i'll wait for the date to roll around before i commission



oh...
and heres a cool link for all the kiddies:

[link]

...this site is mah' CRACK!

Journal---------------------------.
...have to log off...i'll finish the journal l8tr



kewl links of teh' week:


teh' quote of the week-that i finally changed O o O ------------.


ArT-----------------------------------.
3D = %100 yet to be uploaded
tRade with hAku=%5
gift for anarisa'=%5

.-----------------------------.
CommisionS *dear god please

....commisions are always open, i love commisions, trades and gifts. i love doin stuff for other artists!!!
just note me!!


.---- Meh bestest DA buddies ------------------.

she wuz my first "true" DA watcher and friend *she came back! *
cuz of her constant support and positive feedback on most all my works...oh... and she's crazy too.. please for the love of god dont father her children.... ...you run far and don' look back cuz she's probably chasing you....

along with and

.----my frieeeends!--------------------------.



*please note that this is not up to date, and that i'm hopin' ta have everyone in by sometime before i die*

.----Peoples i know in real life---------------------------.

Ani': i goes ta school whit her in sixth grade and i think seventh... and thenth but now she's in teh country formaly known as japan now known as japan
Alleh: basicly the person ive been holdn' hands, watchin movies, camping, eating, talking with, cuddling and overall hangn' out with for about five years now.... if ya hav'nt figured it out yet i'm not ganna explain it...
A new friend ive had classes with at school, she has some amazing works with copics, with a distinctive and unique style of anime'
Brigid, ive had a couple classes with her now, but didnt realy know that she' had a DA account, she has a nak for drawing dragons and the like, wich i admire considering i struggle with finding variations in my dragon style
The only other anthro artis that i know in RL, she's a nice person and its neat to see her on DA
K8! she'z this super cool, super nice person i have math with at school (ADD instigator).

.---- my favourite artists------------------------.

the most incredible digital and STH artist ive seen
hehe... do i need to explain this?
...this too?
omg his skills for his age supass that of some of the greatest digital artists on DA
hand down just an amazing animal/anthro arteest
amazing anthro pics and writings on relationships and thoughts
omg friggn' handsdown best cg ive seen, the clothing this guy does is awe so inspiring, along with his incredible colouring style.
I FINALLY FOUND HER ON DA! she has been the biggest inspiration for me to draw anthro out of anyother artist on teh' net. her style/colouring/characterlayouts...everything about her art i luv. i knew her on TA and she wuz always very kind with commenting on meh' earlier crappy pics...

.----Clubz i'm in----------------------------.

~meh' most favourite band.
~i lheik video games... and occasionaly draw 'em, so why not
~because who does'nt like a good rant?
~an awesome concept that i'm hoping to participate in.


.------lil' contest section-------------------------

IVE BEEN HAD!
so it tiz time for eh nu contest... thing
so... i'm thinkin' for this contest (that is if anyone submits)
is a theme
this months theme is "oh' mah gawd!"

teh' rulez:
*the submission can be literature ar any form of art
*the dead-line for the contest is April 12th!
*note me with a link to the submission once youve put it in your gall.
*have fun

entries will be judged on:
presentation
relation to the theme
quality of work
clarity of theme


*fairly new*
.-------------the lyrics to the current song i'm listening to...(just for fun)----

ArTist: BlaCKaLicious

sOng: Alphebet Arobics/Chemical Calisthenics

diScripTion: ... an awesome track that lives true to old school rap, as oppose to modernized crap that proves rap doesnt need to be vulgure to be enjoyable

liSten to it here!: [link]

LyriCs:

(Now it's time for our wrap up
Let's give it everything we've got
Ready? Begin)

Artificial amateurs, aren't at all amazing
Analytically, I assault, animate things
Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat
Buildings are broken, basically I'm bombarding
Casually create catastrophes, casualties
Cancelling cats got their canopies collapsing
Detonate a dime of dank daily doin dough
Demonstrations, Don Dada on the down low
Eatin other editors with each and every energetic
Epileptic episode, elevated etiquette
Furious fat fabulous fantastic
Flurries of funk felt feeding the fanatics
Gift got great global goods gone glorious
Gettin godly in his game with the goriest
Hit em high, hella height, historical
Hey holocaust hints hear 'em holler at your homeboy
Imitators idolize, I intimidate
In a instant, I'll rise in a irate state
Juiced on my jams like jheri curls jockin joints
Justly, it's just me, writin my journals
Kindly I'm kindling all kinds of ink on
Karate kick type brits in my kingdom
Let me live a long life, lyrically lessons is
Learned lame louses just lose to my livery
My mind makes marvelous moves, masses
Marvel and move, many mock what I've mastered
Niggas nap knowin I'm nice naturally
Knack, never lack, make noise nationally
Operation, opposition, off, not optional
Out of sight, out of mind, wide beaming opticals
Perfected poem, powerful punchlines
Pummelling petty powder puffs in my prime
Quite quaint quotes keep quiet it's Quannum
Quarrelers ain't got a quarter of what we got uh
Really raw raps, risin up rapidly
Riding the rushing radioactivity
Super scientifical sound search sought
Silencing super fire saps that are soft
Tales ten times talented, too tough
Take that, challengers, get a tune up
Universal, unique untouched
Unadulterated, the raw uncut
Verb vice lord victorious valid
Violate vibes that are vain make em vanished
? well would a wise wordsmith just
Weaving up words weeded up, I'm a workshift
Xerox, my X-ray-diation holes extra large
X-height letters, and xylophone tones
Yellow back, yak mouth, young ones yaws
Yesterday's lawn yards sell our (yawn?)
Zig zag zombies, zoomin to the zenith
Zero in zen thoughts, overzealous rhyme ZEA-LOTS!....

(good....can you say it faster?)

[Gift of Gab]
I can do anything

Neutron, proton, mass defect, lyrical oxidation, yo irrelevant
Mass spectrograph, your electron volt, atomic energy erupting
As I get all open on betacron, gamma rays thermo cracking
Cyclotron and any and every mic
You're on trans iridium, if you're always uranium
Molecules, spontaneous combustion, pow

Law of de-fi-nite pro-por-tion, gain-ing weight
I'm every element of brown

Lead, gold, tin, iron, platinum, zinc, when I rap you think
Iodine nitrate activate
Red geranium, the only difference is I transmit sound
Balance was unbalanced then you add a little talent and

Careful, careful with those ingredients
They could explode and blow up if you drop then
And may hit the ground

Let it flow, yo, just let it go, get back

C-A-O-H-2 wine water solution of calcium hydroxide
Slobbin it, C-A-O lime will make bleach powder
Galvanic metal beats stomp out louder
Dried ice, C-0 squared refrigerant
N-O-2 makes you laugh, it's laughing gas used by the dentists
I nearly added acid glue, I'm like oil of a toil, the king of
chemicals
And the G heat gas waved all your mats
Chemical change, ice point, melt all your raps
Atomic weight, hold shocks, when you call
Refillable gas keep going way beyond
Biotch I'm only ill with buzzin, feel the ambiance
A diabetic process outta calm your ass
After I warm your ass, I'll give sodium, silicate N-O-2-S-1-O-3,
a water glass
Borax flexure full of brimstone sulfur
Boraxic acid, hip-hop preserver
C-O-2 could never put away the fire
Style aroma is scientific; the lyrical fuse would be connected
To teach you chemical calisthenics

The Theory is that all matter is composed of at least three
fundamental particles
Protons, electrons, neutrons, Protons charge is positive
By now you've guessed electrons are probably negatively charged
Neutrons don't follow either, neutral, in the middle, only no
apologies
Centered, unmoved by yin and yang ideology
Neutron, bomb songs, electron fury
Cosmic musical radio-activity
Different points in joints within infinity
Oxygen and hydrogen alive within all types of energy
Within all types of energy
Within all types of energy
Within all types of energy
Within all types of energy, inside a world, inside a world
Inside a universe, inside of me existing although I can't see it

Hydrocarbon, nitrogen cycle, ionization
Heavier than electric motor metals that weigh over a ton
This has been a chemist, Blackalicious creation
Clean out your desk, put your papers away cause class in almost
done

This is chemistry plus calisthenics
I'm calcium plus potassium, magnesium, newspaper of sodium,
sulfate
Your solvent, chloroform, remedy from the norm
glycerin, purest form Titanium
there is no way out, when this newfy is out
of all arms vibration, forming in a nigga
some bleachin' to teach ya religious is equal to pieces of
meteor
Eager to be here or is it, can see here I know all of all
I'ma pickin' up pretty little Cindy
I'm more, I'm thinkin of more,
I'm cookin a potion!